I was going to say something influential yesterday. And the day before. Maybe the day before that too, but I don't remember. I have contracted SARS. Actually, I've contracted a nasty cold, which is like SARS in that relatively few people who get the disease die from it, it's mentioned often by the press, and the two sound very much alike if you bite your tongue, tilt your head, imitate Carol Channing and have half of your brain removed in a traumatic life-saving surgery. Not the speech half, though, or you wouldn't be able to say much of anything.

So, media, if you're looking to interview a SARS victim, here I am.


posted by AppleMask at 5/14/2003 05:13:00 PM