Horrible spelling and horrible grammar are destroying my sanity. Damn it, people, if you "can't be bothered" to type in proper English or even understandable english, don't even think about touching your keyboard. You are scum and you should be killed with a spork and butter knife as quickly as possible. If English isn't your primary language and you're not completely fluent, I apologize and I ask that you continue learning as best you can; I know how difficult it must be for you in this almost entirely-English environment that is the internet. If you are fluent, please refer to my previous statement about you being scum and all. The same goes for you 1337-speakers and even those of you who fling around the "n00b" term like it makes you "cool," "hip" or "unique." It doesn't.

"omg wher eis teh baes??"
No.

"lol omg wtf r u talking aoubut??"
No.

"n00b j00 did n07 h4ck 73h b453"
No.

In the time it took you to write that bloody nonsense, I wrote something twice as long with proper spelling and punctuation to boot.

The whole of the internet needs to be wiped clean of you people. With anthrax, or perhaps SARS. Your stomachs will roast in hell, hopefully a little sooner than the rest of us.


posted by AppleMask at 4/28/2003 03:14:00 PM